Digital Chronicler Gifts

'How's the video diary coming along?'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Wedding Selfie

Wedding selfie stick

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'I've started a blog.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Content Creator

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

Sponge Blog