Digital Diary Writer Gifts

Sponge Blog

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Snake Blogging,

Gigolo Diary

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."