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Sponge Blog

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Lost Diary'

Collected works

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Gigolo Diary

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Snake Blogging,

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."