Digital Diary Devotee T-Shirts

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'll never forget you."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"My best friend is my phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The Blob's Blog.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Dear Diary

Man-mobile

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict