Digital Diary Devotee Pillows

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'll never forget you."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Man-mobile

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."