Digital Diary Keepers Pillows

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Lost Diary'

Collected works

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Sponge Blog

Snake Blogging,

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Gigolo Diary

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

No one said anything about blogging …

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'