Digital Diary User Pillows

"Don't blame me! The computer crashed and couldn't remind me of your birthday!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Professional woman in pub

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Lost Diary'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'That must be my computer date.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

We met online.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

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