Digital Diarists Pillows

'Write all the angry clogs you want - you still have to eat your green beans.'

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

Today's love

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Online Dating for Dummies

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Sponge Blog

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'We were matched by computer.'

Snake Blogging,

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Have the author sign your kindle...

Anais Nin.