Diarist Pillows

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Professional woman in pub

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Anais Nin.

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Kirsten Johnson

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

James Barrie.

'Lost Diary'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

John Masefield.

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides