Dismissal Diarist Pillows

We all have our little problems, Alansky. Unfortunately, you're one of those who gets fired for them.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"You're all redundant."

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Snake Blogging,

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Anais Nin.

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

"It seems that people don't notice me anymore..."

"OMG! No one read my blog!"

Telapathy.

"So. I read on your blog that we're breaking up."