Dismissal Diarist Gifts

We all have our little problems, Alansky. Unfortunately, you're one of those who gets fired for them.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

Collected works

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"You're all redundant."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Snake Blogging,

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do offer a very attractive escape hatch."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Anais Nin.

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

"It seems that people don't notice me anymore..."

"OMG! No one read my blog!"

"So. I read on your blog that we're breaking up."