Daily Diarist Gifts

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

'Lost Diary'

Collected works

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Sponge Blog

Snake Blogging,

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Gigolo Diary

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

No one said anything about blogging …

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Anais Nin.

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'