Diarist Gifts

Dear Diary, I have to make this quick, I think my blog is on to us.

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

Professional woman in pub

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Anais Nin.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Kirsten Johnson

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Eugene Ionesco

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

John Masefield.

James Barrie.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Lost Diary'

The Modern Godot

Collected works

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

To Be/Not To Be