Daily Diarist Pillows

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

'Lost Diary'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Sponge Blog

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Snake Blogging,

Gigolo Diary

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

Anais Nin.

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."