Online Diarist Pillows

'We're hoping he might confess while blogging.' (Police interrogation room).

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Professional woman in pub

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Sponge Blog

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Snake Blogging,

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

doom.com

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Food Blog

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Anais Nin.

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"