Online Diarist Mugs

'We're hoping he might confess while blogging.' (Police interrogation room).

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Collected works

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Sponge Blog

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Snake Blogging,

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

doom.com

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Food Blog

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

No one said anything about blogging …

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Anais Nin.

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."