Digital Diarist Mugs

Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'

Twitter is born.

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

First Church: Thy shalt not blog against thy neighbor.

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'The urge to share the minutia of your hour-to-hour existence is actually a cry for attention...or just another day on Facebook.'

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"It seems that people don't notice me anymore..."

Snake Blogging,

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"OMG! No one read my blog!"

"I call it your blog-ectomy."

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'My blog has its own blog.'

Friends look away as man says: 'Hang on a minute ... is anyone here keeping up with my blog?'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'Torture? Well, they haven't let me update my blog for five days...'

"So. I read on your blog that we're breaking up."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"