Online Diary Keeper Mugs

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Lost Diary'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Pregnancy Test

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Thin and thick

Sponge Blog

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Snake Blogging,

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

2020

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'