Digital Diary Keepers Mugs

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Sponge Blog

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Snake Blogging,

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Gigolo Diary

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

Sign of the times, Sidney!

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'