Online Diary Keeper Pillows

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Professional woman in pub

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Lost Diary'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Pregnancy Test

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Thin and thick

Sponge Blog

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Snake Blogging,

Gigolo Diary

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

2020

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"