Diary Keeping Pillows

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I picked the wrong year to start journaling."

Day 74 of lockdown and the only entries left in the diary are which days to put the bins out.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Professional woman in pub

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Gigolo Diary

2020

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

The casual selfie