Diary Keepers Pillows

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Professional woman in pub

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Thin and thick

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

Happy Anniversary!

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

'Boy, that brings back memories.'