Journal Keepers Pillows

Dear Diary, I'm considering starting these entries with "Dear Journal" instead of "Dear Diary" because "Dear Diary" makes me feel like Gidget.

"Well, yes. Diaries are often published. But they're usually written by interesting people."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Professional woman in pub

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Dear Dairy

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

Gigolo Diary

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Biological alarm clock!

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Happy Anniversary!

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .