Chronicle Keeper Pillows

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Professional woman in pub

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Pregnancy Test

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The world on lockdown

2020

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

Anthony Trollope

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

Moog invented the blog.

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

Happy New Year!

Mystic's Diary

"We'll you're never gonna get it."