Chronicle Collector Pillows

Frontispiece to the second volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Before it was called the 'Dark Ages'.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The New World Order

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Who's Dead

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'How old is this vase?'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers