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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins A Commune

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Professional woman in pub

A boy with a camera

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Lost Diary'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Who's Dead

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Pianist.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Gigolo Diary

Bear Office Worker

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."