Collector Of Memories Pillows

Phone book.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

A boy with a camera

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Green Balloon

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Bear Office Worker

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Useless-memory lane

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Cheese.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

Peter Green, 1946-2020

The Diary

Nostalgiaville

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"