Calendar Collector Pillows

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

April 1 (April fools' day)

April Fool's Day.

Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'

Year-At-A-Glance

The day after the world didn't come to an end.

T.S. Eliot calendar.

2010 Calendar.

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

April on the calendar printed upside down

"It appears that my calendar wasn't as accurate as I tought.Apparently your real name is Tuesday." (Robinson Crusoe's Man Friday)

'Microsoft support - my windows won't open.'

1 life left...

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Every Dog Has His Day

The man on the moon.

On his first day at the garage Trevor was sent out to buy a 'girlie calendar'.

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Sorry - we're all out of bikini models and sunsets. How about this calendar of the twelve best calendars of the year?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I'm all for independence.'

'We're making a fortune: I told you nobody can resist a Kitten & Puppy calendar!'

Functional calendars

'Tomorrow's bad for me...How does Wednesday look on everyone' calendar...to attack the wagon train?'

Page-a-day calendar. . . Reasons to live - Feed the cats...

octopus sits beneath a calendar marked 'Octoper'.

'A year is a funny thing. This year will use up a 10th of my life but only a 50th of yours...'

Independance Day

School Staff Room Calendar: Holidays and Strikes.

'...and why do you want a refund on that calendar?' (Calendar with Jan 32 on it)

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

January, Febuary, Mortuary.

Dog Calenders.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'