Calendar Collecting Pillows

2010 Calendar.

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Covid calendar

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

July

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

Sundial Time

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"You're late."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

1986 is my year

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020