Calendar Curator Pillows

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Appointments and Disappointments

Man plans his 2011 routine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Well, it's about time!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

My own museum.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'