Calendar Curator Gifts

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

Appointments and Disappointments

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Man plans his 2011 routine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Board Game Hunter

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Redecorating Easter Island.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Well, it's about time!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

My own museum.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.