Calendar Enthusiast Gifts

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Every Dog Has His Day

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"No, Honey, I did not forget our anniversary, but, thanks so much for the subtle reminder!"

"I don't think much of this calendar your mum sent!"

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

Current Events.

I've just noticed, it only goes up to March.

'Quick - Fill in all the weekends before your parents call!'

2004, Jan 1st. 'So far, so good.'

Mayan Calendar 2012-3012.

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

Time Passes...For Meaning.

The seventh sense

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

March madness

"March 177th? Already?!"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."