Calendar Enthusiast Gifts

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Every Dog Has His Day

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"No, Honey, I did not forget our anniversary, but, thanks so much for the subtle reminder!"

"I don't think much of this calendar your mum sent!"

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

Current Events.

I've just noticed, it only goes up to March.

'Quick - Fill in all the weekends before your parents call!'

2004, Jan 1st. 'So far, so good.'

Mayan Calendar 2012-3012.

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

'We need that report by the third rock from Sunday.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

The seventh sense

What do you say we put next Saturday on our calendars? Next Saturday is already on my calendar. It

Market. I'll be glad when I get used to this. "AD" stuff. I keep writing "BC" on my checks!

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

March madness

"March 177th? Already?!"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'