Calendar Aficionados Gifts

'The big news from Samoa is that they lost a day.'

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's my New Year!"

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'How's business? Still slow?'

School closings of the future