Calendar Aficionados Gifts

'The big news from Samoa is that they lost a day.'

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

March madness

'How's business? Still slow?'

School closings of the future

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"It's my New Year!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

April 1 (April fools' day)