Calendar Connoisseur Gifts

"What's wrong with Dad? He says the days aren't big enough to do everything he needs to do."

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."

Caveman Fireman Calendar

Piano Recital

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Prosecco Peacock

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Prosecco

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Un ballo in maschera

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

25¢ Ride the Pony

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Yipeee!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

NASA Hits Shuffle

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Clock Face Golf Set

"Who's the artist?"

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"