Calendar Connoisseur Pillows

"What's wrong with Dad? He says the days aren't big enough to do everything he needs to do."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."

Caveman Fireman Calendar

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Piano Recital

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Prosecco

Un ballo in maschera

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Prosecco Peacock

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Fabulous civil union cake.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Yipeee!"

NASA Hits Shuffle

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."