Calendar Devotee Pillows

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'