Calendar Devotee T-Shirts

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Dog Calenders.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'