Calendar Aficionado T-Shirts

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

"It's my New Year!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

School closings of the future

'How's business? Still slow?'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

March madness

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

April 1 (April fools' day)

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Mayan 2012