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"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

Friday

Christmas Pets

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'How's business? Still slow?'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"It's my New Year!"

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

March madness

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.