Canine Calendar Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't think I've ever had 'my day' either.' (Every dog has its day.)

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"It's my New Year!"

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

'How's business? Still slow?'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

March madness

School closings of the future

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."