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'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Dog Calenders.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Evolution of the Cat.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"How many is too many?"

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

March madness