Calendar Collection T-Shirts

The fall.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

School closings of the future

'How's business? Still slow?'

March madness