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Every Dog Has His Day

"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."

Calendar Co. Holiday Schedule. There's two American holidays honoring the military, one in May and one in November. You'd think that at least one would be in March.

Jan. 1, 2022 (Yes, already)

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Biro Diversity

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Lost Diary'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Time Table

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'