Collecting Calendars Gifts

Every Dog Has His Day

"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

The Pencil and Sharpener

God's Sticky Notes

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Lost Diary'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Time Table

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Cuckoo bird in office.

Pens with legs