Calendar Collectors Gifts

Getting through a trying year, but not without scars...

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

2003. I know it's not January First yet, kid, but you'll have to head down early -- I was recalled before my term was up. 2004.

"I'm very lucky to have my day each week. It's nice to be named Thur"

The Men of Chess Calendar

"Sign my yearbook?"

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Cuckoo bird in office.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

1986 is my year

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'