Calendars & Countdowns Lover Gifts

Friday

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

God's Sticky Notes

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"5...4...3...2..."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Football Countdown.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

March madness

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!