Countdowns Gifts

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'

2006. 31,556,926

10 … 9 … 8 … What? What are you doing? 7 … 6 … 5 … What? What's about to happen?! 4 … 3 … 2 … What?! What happens at 1? What happens at 1?! Hmm. A whole second early.

"5...4...3...2..."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

'The Top 100 Nation's Favourite Top 100 Shows'

Only 12 more lopping days 'til Christmas.

The End of the World is Nigh.

The Real Mummy's Curse

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Friday

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Football Countdown.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

'305 days until Christmas.'

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'