"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."
Countdown Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift for a countdown artist? Whether they love creating, timing, or simply have a playful twist on deadlines, our range offers witty and thoughtful items that highlight their passion for all things creative and countdown-related. Find the perfect expression of their artistic flair with our specially curated collection that combines humor and inspiration, making every moment and project more fun.
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Friday
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)
Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.
"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
"5...4...3...2..."
NASA Hits Shuffle
"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."
"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."
"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."
'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'
...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!
World Cup - Countdown
Football Countdown.
'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'
"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"
Next years calendar.
Computer From Hell
Man falling through sand timer.
'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'
Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.
'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'
"At this time of the summer, I hate time."
"How long is it now to your retirement?"
'305 days until Christmas.'
The Real Mummy's Curse
One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!
1 life left...
The End of the World is Nigh.
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!
Countdown Artist Gifts Collection
Countdown Artist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs crafted for countdown artists—brighten their mornings with a touch of humor and creativity.
Countdown Artist Pillows
Check out our pillows for countdown artists—bring personality and comfort to their creative space.
Countdown Artist Prints
Browse our prints for countdown artists—add an inspirational and humorous touch to their studio or office.
Countdown Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for countdown artists—wear your passion and wit proudly in your everyday style.