Countdown Artist T-Shirts

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Friday

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

World Cup - Countdown

Football Countdown.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Computer From Hell

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'305 days until Christmas.'

The Real Mummy's Curse

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

1 life left...

The End of the World is Nigh.

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!