Countdown Shows T-Shirts

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Friday

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Succession 2

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"5...4...3...2..."

NASA Hits Shuffle

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Football Countdown.

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

Next years calendar.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Touch Gig

Man falling through sand timer.

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'